Thursday, June 30, 2011

Gift-Buying Services for The Clueless Man! I Do all The Work, You Get all of The Praise!

Not Your Average "Gift Guide" Website

This isn't really another website or news article dedicated to giving men ideas for what to gift their wives, girlfriends, significant others. This is a place dedicated to DOING THE WORK FOR YOU! The typical gift guide sites that merely make generalized suggestions are fine, but they lack one very important quality that is an absolute necessity in getting an amazing gift for that special person in your life: There is no personalization! I'm talking about getting a gift that is tailored to who your partner is and what would make her happy.

Why Not Just Ask Her Best Friend or Her Mom For Ideas?

Because you want to get the credit don't you? If she finds out that her mom told you what to buy her, it doesn't mean as much!

What are the Benefits to this Service?

For starters, you won't get another lackluster "thank you" on Mother's Day, Christmas, and birthdays, and you won't get bashed later in conversations with your girl's family and friends. Whether its a new relationship or your wife of many years, "a happy wife is a happy life" indeed.

Who Do I Buy For?

My specialty is women but its not limited to significant others only. I will be happy to work with you on gifts for your mothers, daughters, nieces, or friends.

Who May Benefit From Using My Services?

-Any man who has ever stressed over what to buy his significant other during special ocassion times

-Any man in a new relationship, who hasn't quite been able to figure her tastes out just yet. Picking a gift when the relationship is new can be tricky. You don't want to scare her off but you don't want to be generic either! This is your time to make a good impression.

-Any man whose ever been made fun of down the line for the gifts he's chosen to purchase for his woman.

-Any man who is currently in the dog house and wants to get out of it.

-Basically, any man who has no clue what he is doing.

*If you want to know something very important about women, its that they want to feel like their partner understands them and what they're about. And nothing says that more than a gift that is able to say it for you.

So what have you got to lose? Give the ball to someone else and give my services a try! For more information regarding available services, payment, and terms and conditions, please visit the individual links to the right of the home page!

**My business will be moved to www.thecluelessman.net where everything will be much more structured and professional looking. For now, scroll down to individual posts regarding: Terms and Conditions, My Specialties, Payment Process, and Gift Services offered. Please see the individual posts regarding the gift process and what you need to know before we begin.

Terms and Conditions

Please Agree to the Following Terms Before Engaging My Expertise:

1. I am not responsible for things that happen in shipment or at the post office. If I am to ship your gift, I will automatically get delivery confirmation or tracking number but that's all I can do.

2. You are responsible for payment of the gift and shipping + cost of service but I will pay for the gift wrapping and packaging expenses.

3. I only take payment through PayPal, so if you don't have one, sign up to get one, its easy! Its safe and secure.

4. If you don't give me much time to go through the process, you can't blame me for lateness of the gift! If your gift is gonna be late, you better make it a damn good gift.

5. I only communicate through email. Payment is required first before proceeding with the email exchanges and questionnaire. You will always receive a speedy response. Please contact me at: angela@thecluelessman.net

6. If you are not satisfied for any reason, all I can do is try better the next time. If your wife is ultra picky and difficult, this may cost extra! Ha! Just kidding..

7. If you are confused by the way that the services differ, we will iron all of this out through our email exchanges.

Payment Process

Payment Options:

PayPal only! You must have a PayPal account. If you don't already, go sign up for one, its easy!

You must submit payment for the service you are requesting to get the process started. If you are getting the full service, I will make the purchases necessary within your specified budget and provide you a copy of the receipt or online order so that you may deposit that amount + shipping charges into my account. Your item(s) will then be beautifully wrapped (free of charge) and shipped!

*I realize that there will be unique circumstances with what you ask for as far as the above services go. If there is more work that is required or you need additional things, I will assess what the value is and possibly have to charge extra. All of this will be worked out before the process begins, unless services are requested along the way, so that you are not blindsided with extra charges at the end!

My Specialties

About Me & What I Do:

I have been called upon on many many occasions to offer my ideas and shopping services to men in need. And each and every time, their "lady love" is so sincerely and genuinely surprised and happy that she wonders who this man is and what they've done with their husband. But your secret will be safe with me. My shopping category specialties are as follows but not limited to: clothing, accessories, cosmetics, jewelry, unique and one of a kind gifts.
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Gift Services for The Clueless Man

The basic "Gift Idea Only " Service:
This is where we will engage in as many emails as it takes for me to get an idea of who your wife is, I will give you idea(s) and then you take it from there. I will give you ideas of where to purchase this item(s) for the best price but you are in charge of all the purchasing and gift wrapping. I do none of the shopping besides telling you where to buy or possibly offering a promo code if available in order for you to get a discount. $14.99

The "Multiple Gift Idea " Service:
This is where you have more than one gift involved or more than one person to give a gift to. I will not charge two separate full charges in this case. The price will be determined according to individual situation.

The "Gift Idea Plus" Service:
Price determined by each situation. This service involves assistance with planning, whether it be a get-a-way or marriage proposal. We will discuss this on a case by case basis but if you are in need of more than just a gift idea, like a romantic weekend, I may be able to help.

The Full Service:
This is where we engage in as many emails as it takes to get a grasp of your lady's personality, I offer a few suggestions, you tell me what you think as far as which suits your girl best, and I purchase it, trying my hardest to find the best deal (I am in fact a professional shopper who will leave no stone unturned when it comes to finding the best bargain and quality for your money), I will also gift wrap (amazingly) for free and send out the item with the shipping service of your choice. All of the work is done for you and all that you need to do is pay me and be there for your girl when she squeals with delight and showers you with affection. $29.99

*the more you leave up to me, the happier she'll be!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Help for The Clueless Man: Gift Picking and Purchasing Made Totally Simple

Not Your Average "Gift Guide" Website

This isn't really another website or news article dedicated to giving men ideas for what to gift their wives, girlfriends, significant others. This is a place dedicated to DOING THE WORK FOR YOU! The typical gift guide sites that merely make generalized suggestions are fine, but they lack one very important quality that is an absolute necessity in getting an amazing gift for that special person in your life: There is no personalization!  I'm talking about getting a gift that is tailored to who your partner is and what would make her happy.

Why Not Just Ask Her Best Friend or Her Mom For Ideas?

Because you want to get the credit don't you? If she finds out that her mom told you what to buy her, it doesn't mean as much!

What are the Benefits to this Service? 

For starters, you won't get another lackluster "thank you" on Mother's Day, Christmas, and birthdays, and you won't get bashed later in conversations with your girl's family and friends. Whether its a new relationship or your wife of many years, "a happy wife is a happy life" indeed. 

Who Do I Buy For?

My specialty is women but its not limited to significant others only. I will be happy to work with you on gifts for your mothers, daughters, nieces, or friends.

Who May Benefit From Using My Services?

-Any man who has ever stressed over what to buy his significant other during special ocassion times

-Any man in a new relationship, who hasn't quite been able to figure her tastes out just yet. Picking a gift when the relationship is new can be tricky. You don't want to scare her off but you don't want to be generic either! This is your time to make a good impression.

-Any man whose ever been made fun of down the line for the gifts he's chosen to purchase for his woman.

-Any man who is currently in the dog house and wants to get out of it.

-Basically, any man who has no clue what he is doing.

*If you want to know something very important about women, its that they want to feel like their partner understands them and what they're about. And nothing says that more than a gift that is able to say it for you.

So what have you got to lose? Give the ball to someone else and give my services a try! For more information regarding available services, payment, and terms and conditions, please visit the individual links to the right of the home page!

**My business will be moved to www.thecluelessman.net where everything will be much more structured and professional looking. For now, scroll down to individual posts regarding: Terms and Conditions, My Specialties, Payment Process, and Gift Services offered. Please see the individual posts regarding the gift process and what you need to know before we begin.